Tuesday, November 10, 2009
GVA-5182!
All you other PAsshole LOSERS out there have to hand it to this one, like it or not!
This blonde bimbo takes the prize for biggest PASSHOLE because of her utter disregard, not only for her life or the lives of other drivers she may happen to run into (literally) along the way, but because of her sheer disregard for any human life in danger!
On November 6, 2009, at approximately 2:30 PM, this blonde bimbo, driving her black Nissan, was waiting at the traffic light at the entrance to Crest Plaza Shopping Center on Cedar Crest Boulevard, South Whitehall Township, Pennsylvania, to make a left turn to head North on Cedar Crest Blvd.
As she was waiting for the light to turn green, the wailing of sirens could be heard approaching - well, they could be heard by people of NORMAL INTELLIGENCE anyway - so when the light actually turned green, with a fire truck fast approaching the intersection from the North, ALL OTHER TRAFFIC STAYED STOPPED - EXCEPT THIS BLONDE BIMBO who, noticing that all the other traffic was stopped, decided that MUST mean THAT EVERYONE WAS WAITING FOR HER PRETTY LITTLE ASS TO GO, SO SHE WENT, PULLING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING FIRE TRUCK WITH RED LIGHTS FLASHING, SIREN SOUNDING AND NOW, BECAUSE OF HER, ITS AIR HORN SOUNDING, TRYING TO WAKE THIS BLONDE BIMBO OUT OF HER SELF-INVOLVED STUPOR BEFORE SHE WAS HIT BY A FIRE TRUCK!!!
ANY QUESTION AS TO WHY THIS BLONDE BIMBO WINS THE AWARD FOR PASSHOLE OF THE YEAR (AT LEAST SO FAR - BUT 2009 LASTS ANOTHER 2 MONTHS)
(WHICH, THANKS TO PASSHOLE LEGISLATORS LIKE JULIE HARHART AND OTHER MAINLY REPUBLICANS WHO CAN'T READ ALL THE SCIENTIFIC REPORTS EQUATING CELL PHONE USE WHILE DRIVING WITH DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED HASN'T BEEN MADE A VIOLATION, AND THUS HAS GIVEN A FREE RIDE TO THIS KIND OF PASSHOLE BEHAVIOR);
LUCKY FOR YOU OTHERS WHO WERE GOING TO BE INCLUDED IN TODAY'S EDITION, THIS BLONDE BIMBO MADE ME TOO UPSET TO CONTINUE IN DEPTH,
BUT, I WILL SUMMARIZE SOME OTHER PASSHOLES I'VE SEEN THIS WEEK:
ON 11/6/09, A GRAY JEEP CHEROKEE, PA PLATE GKB-5819:
FAILURE TO YIELD WHILE ENTERING RTE. 309 SOUTH FROM RT. 22 EAST;
ON 11/9/09, A GOLD TOYOTA PICK-UP, GST-909:
NO TURN SIGNAL WHEN TURNING FROM TILGHMAN STREET EAST ONTO PARKWAY ROAD SOUTH AND WHEN TURNING FROM PARKWAY ROAD ONTO BROADWAY EAST; DRIVING ON SHOULDER AT INTERSECTION OF TILGHMAN & PARKWAY IN ORDER TO GO AROUND STOPPED TRAFFIC.
ON 11/10/09, GRAY NISSAN SENTRA, FMH-7171:
NOT WAITING HER TURN AT 4-WAY STOP AT HUCKLEBERRY & WHITEHALL; TALKING ON CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING
TURNING FROM WHITEHALL AVE. ONTO NORTH GIRARD AVE. WITHOUT SIGNALING.
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