Friday, September 18, 2009

9/18/09


Today's first PAsshole is the bald, probably tatted, probably - at one time, at least, if not right now - juiced MORON in the white Dodge van (now there's a statement for you!) who was no doubt too busy sniffing jocks in the locker room to know anything about physics, let alone Pauli's Exclusion Principle, which states, paraphrasing, that "two physical objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time."


Anyway, this complete PAsshole who is talking on his cell phone* while trying to drive his super-special (in the same way that the "short bus" is special) van runs the STOP SIGN









at the end of the gym parking lot at Parkland High School - FAILING TO USE HIS TURN SIGNAL, OF COURSE, BECAUSE HIS HAND IS BUSY HOLDING HIS G**D*** CELL PHONE TO HIS BALD HEAD - at the same time that a school bus, which HAD STOPPED AT HIS STOP SIGN AND USED HIS SIGNAL - is turning onto the same road the bald PAsshole is starting to turn onto! This is where the Pauli Exclusion Principle applies, but baldy must have missed that class, because he just proceeded like he had the right of way…


But unless I'm mistaken, there is no Pennsylvania law that gives BALD MORONS THE RIGHT TO DISREGARD TRAFFIC LAWS - AND THERE CERTAINLY IS NO EXEMPTION IN THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE THAT WOULD ALLOW THIS PASSHOLE TO AVOID THE PAULI PRINCIPLE!


SO, BALDY, YOU ARE TODAY'S #1 PASSHOLE!!!!





* so why are people STILL allowed to use cell phones when driving anyway???


It's because IDIOT REPUBLICANS in the PA Senate and House, like Pat Browne and Julie Harhart, keep voting AGAINST a cell phone ban, disregarding studies by the U.S. government AND independent, scientific studies that show that USING A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING IS JUST AS DANGEROUS AS DRIVING WHILE DRUNK!!!!


WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE IGNORING PUBLIC SAFETY AND KOW-TOWING TO THE CELL PHONE INDUSTRY????????


IF YOU WANT THE LAW CHANGED, TO PROTECT YOU AND EVERYONE WHO DRIVES, OR BICYCLES, OR WALKS, CONTACT THESE IDIOT REPUBLICANS AND TELL THEM TO GET THEIR A$$E$ IN GEAR & MAKE USING A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING ILLEGAL AND A PRIMARY OFFENSE!!!!!




Friday, September 11, 2009

Unfortunately, even on a sad day like today, there are other things happening today in the world of PAssholes...

Today, at about 4:50 PM, we have the ditzy blonde in the crappy black Chrysler Concord who doesn't know what a STOP SIGN means at Lime Kiln & Orefield Rds. so she just pulls out into oncoming traffic that HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY like the ditzy blonde airhead she obviously IS!

BEWARE this intersection at this time of day because THIS BIATCH DOES THIS EVERY TIME SHE GETS TO THIS INTERSECTION!


SO WHY CAN'T THE COPS DO SOMETHING BEFORE SHE KILLS SOME INNOCENT DRIVER?????


I'M SURE SHE CAN'T READ, BUT JUST IN CASE ONE OF HER FRIENDS CAN, HERE'S WHAT THE VEHICLE CODE SAYS:

§ 3323. Stop signs and yield signs.

(b) Duties at stop signs.--Except when directed to proceed by a police officer or appropriately attired persons authorized to direct, control or regulate traffic, every driver of a vehicle approaching a stop sign shall stop...
The driver shall yield the right-of-way to any vehicle in the intersection or approaching on another roadway so closely as to constitute a hazard during the time when the driver is moving across or within the intersection or junction of roadways and enter the intersection when it is safe to do so.





IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW!!!!!!!!





9/11/09










First, I want to take a moment to remember all the innocent people who lost their lives in the COWARDLY al-Qaeda attack on the USA on 9/11/01, a date which, like December 7, 1941, will LIVE IN INFAMY...this includes all the innocent people in the WTC, Pentagon, and those who died on UA Flight 93 in their effort to make sure that this flight did not reach its destination and cause even more death and destruction. And all the brave police and firefighters who lost their lives trying to save the lives of others.


May they Rest in Peace



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