Friday, April 25, 2008
PASSHOLES
ARE IN BLOOM!
In no particular order, the last 3 days have really shown what kind of PASSHOLE DRIVERS are out and about in the Lehigh Valley!
First, there's an oldie but a...well...an oldie...the blue Kia Sedona we all know & hate who continues to disregard the "STOP" sign at Fairmount & Whitehall, continues to disregard the LAW requiring people to use TURN SIGNALS, and is still a BIG F-IN HYPOCRITE WITH A CHRISTIAN "KYROS" SIGN ON HIS REAR DOOR!!!
BUT NOW, HE HAS A NEW LICENSE PLATE!!!
Used to be GVA-7327...PROBABLY GOT A NEW PLATE TO TRY & FOOL THE COPS WHO ARE LOOKIN FOR THIS GUY WITH HIS OLD PLATE!!!
REMIND ME AGAIN, WHERE EXACTLY IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY, 'THOU SHALT ENDANGER OTHERS WITH THY PASSHOLE DRIVING THEN TRY AND AVOID RESPONSIBILITY BY CHANGING YOUR LICENSE PLATE"?
Must be one of the "lesser known" commandments...either that or it's in the
NEXT is DNL-7953, a piss green Nissan Altima that, EVERY DAY drives east on Tilghman from 309 then south on Parkway to Broadway, then east on Broadway to Cedarbrook, then south on Cedarbrook - ALL IN SOUTH WHITEHALL TOWNSHIP! - without ONCE using her turn signals and tailgating people who she thinks are going too slow just because they're doing the SPEED LIMIT!!!! You'd think someone as obvious, and STUPID as she is would be easy for the SWTPD to find! BUT NOOOOOO!!!!! AFTER ALL, IT'S THE SOUTH WHITEHALL PD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
NEXT is the black Acura, GGX-4062 who comes out of church and goes right away into her KILLER MODE disregarding traffic laws, like what to do when you're turning LEFT at an intersection when someone ALREADY THERE has just turned right onto the same road, THEN CHANGING LANES WITHOUT SIGNALING AND BLOWING HER "CHRISTIAN" HORN AT THE CAR SHE JUST ALMOST RAN INTO BY HER DISREGARD OF THE LAW!!!!
I'M PRETTY SURE THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE BIBLE ABOUT THAT...DOES
KILL!"
RING A BELL,
CHURCHLADY??????????
and NOW....
what you've all been WAITING FOR...
PASSHOLE OF THE MONTH!!!!!
THIS MONTH'S "HONORS" GO TO THE FUGLY PSYCHO-BIATCH LATINA IN THE BROWN (YES, BROWN!!!!) SATURN STATION WAGON (YES, SATURN STATION WAGON...THE LOSINGEST CAR SINCE THE PACER!!!!!)
FIRST, AROUND 9:10 AM ON 25/4/08, THIS PSYCHO BIATCH MAKES A LEFT TURN ONTO MAUCH CHUNK RD. FROM MECHANICSVILLE RD. FROM THE OPPOSITE LANE!!!! HEY, NO ONE WAS USING IT AT THE TIME, AND WHO CARES IF THERES A LAW AGAINST THAT ANYWAY???? NOT THIS BIATCH!!!!!
NEXT THIS PSYCHO BIATCH STARTS TAILGATING THE CAR IN FRONT OF HER, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A HALF-MILE LONG LINE OF CARS IN FRONT OF HIM...APPARENTLY, SHE FIGURED IT OUT IN HER AMOEBA-SIZED BRAIN (SORRY FOR INSULTING ALL THE AMOEBA OUT THERE) THAT DRIVING LESS THAN 2 FEET AWAY FROM THE LAST CAR IN THE LINE WILL MAKE THE FIRST CAR IN THE LINE GO FASTER!!!
THEN, WHEN FOR SOME STRANGE REASON THAT DIDN'T WORK, THIS LATINA PSYCHO BIATCH STARTS TRYING TO
AND AGAIN
IN THE "LEFT TURN ONLY" LANE AT PRESIDENTIAL DRIVE!!!!
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO INTELLIGENCE TESTS FOR IMMIGRANTS???
OR MAYBE NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH EXEMPTS YOU FROM BOTH OBEYING THE LAWS...
AND USING YOUR F-IN HEAD!!!!!!
Friday, April 04, 2008
According to the Urban Slang Dictionary, a herb is:
1) (on the streets) A stupid person.
2) (on the internet) A geek or a dork. A stupid person.
so, this PA license plate, DER-HERB is TOTALLY appropriate for the PAsshole in the black Honda Civic who runs the STOP sign at Ritter & Orefield Rds., pulling out into traffic coming down the road at at LEAST 45mph...
may his moronic soul rest in peace, along with those of everyone he KILLS by his asinine driving!!!!!! oh, and those of the SWTPD COPS who didn't stop him BEFORE he killed innocent people, too!!!!!
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