Thursday, April 26, 2007

4/26/07

Today's PAssholes:


Tuesday, April 24, 2007

4/24/07
2:40 PM
PASSHOLE OF THE YEAR!
(so far, but it's only April)


PA plate #00080 EF (or maybe 00080 IF) red Japanese compact car stops in the middle of the southbound lane on Whitehall Ave. for the red light at Walbert Ave. - no turn signals, so he's going straight, right? Are you forgetting, this is SOUTH WHITEHALL TOWNSHIP!!! NO RULES APPLY!!! NOT EVEN COMMON SENSE!!! AND CERTAINLY NO COPS EVER AROUND WHO ARE WILLING TO ACTUALLY ENFORCE THE MEANINGLESS LAWS THAT ARE ON THE BOOKS!!!! When the light turns green for Whitehall Ave., this PASSHOLE goes straight into the intersection and, naturally, the cars behind him that are signalling a right turn begin their turns, THEN, in the MIDDLE OF WALBERT AVE., this PASSHOLE suddenly changes his mind (or whatever he has in his head), swings around 90ยบ - still WITHOUT SIGNALLING AND OBLIVIOUS TO THE TRAFFIC BEHIND HIM THAT'S MAKING A RIGHT TURN - AND FOLLOWING THE RULES (unlike this PASSHOLE) - cuts off and NEARLY COLLIDES with the car behind him, then proceeds on his gay old way out Walbert to Crest Plaza shopping center!




4/20/07
10:40 AM
MORE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO DON'T HAVE TO OBEY THE LAWS


It's the guy driving a goldtone GMC Envoy, PA plate # MG-6224A, north on South 24th St. on 4/20/07...makes TWO turns without using his signal - from 24th St. onto westbound Hamilton, then from Hamilton onto northbound Ott St., THEN RUNS THE STOP SIGN AT HAMILTON & OTT!!! I guess since the laws don't apply to COPS, the feeling that the laws don't apply to ANY PUBLIC EMPLOYEES is contagious!!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT CITY WORKERS, EMPLOYED BY THE PEOPLE FOLLOW THE SAME RULES THAT APPLY TO THEIR EMPLOYER, ESPECIALLY WHEN DRIVING A CAR PAID FOR BY THE PEOPLE THEY WORK FOR??? APPARENTLY, IN ALLENTOWN, IT IS!!!!



Thursday, April 19, 2007

4/19/07

Well, it's officially Spring and April showers, naturally, bring out
the PAssholes!

First up today is the PAsshole driving the two-tone puke green Subaru Outback west on Albright Ave. around 6:30 this morning. Not only does he speed out Albright at 60+ mph and make an ILLEGAL PASS , over a double yellow line, going around a car doing the speed limit- or a little above - he also doesn't use his signals when changing lanes and almost hits a car going in the opposite direction on Albright! Where's that cop who ran the stop sign NOW??? Of course, same old story, never around when you need them...or, in SWT, just never around...

Next, we have the blue Jeep, DBJ-4914, who's third in line waiting at the stop sign on Albright Ave. to get out onto Cedar Crest Blvd. Instead of waiting for traffic on CCB to clear, this PAsshole with kinky bleached out hair just follows the two cars ahead of her, running the stop sign right into the path of an oncoming school bus loaded with students going to school! Naturally, her time is more important than the lives of those kids! Then, she turns into Parkland High School - since she's way too old and wrinkly to be a student, she must be a TEACHER! Way to go, PAsshole Teacher! Trying to kill off some of your students so you won't have to grade them???




4/18/07

COPS: ABOVE THE LAW!


Today's PAsshole is a SWTPD cop! No surprise, huh? Car #304 going North on
Minnich Rd. at Albright Ave. pulls right out onto Albright Ave. without stopping - probably wouldn't have stopped at all if it wasn't for traffic on Albright - then makes a left turn without signaling! So, he breaks TWO laws: NOT COMING TO A COMPLETE STOP AT A STOP SIGN BEFORE ENTERING THE INTERSECTION and NOT SIGNALING A TURN 100' FROM AN INTERSECTION ...and NOTHING HAPPENS! WHY???? BECAUSE, as we just saw in the Corzine accident,


COPS (AND POLITICIANS) ARE ABOVE THE LAW!!! THE LAWS ONLY APPLY TO CIVILIANS! THE PASSHOLES WHO MAKE THE LAWS - AND THOSE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO ENFORCE THE LAWS - ARE EXEMPT!!!!



"EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER LAW???"
A MEANINGLESS PHRASE WITH NO BASIS IN REALITY!!!


Friday, April 06, 2007

it must be the holidays! all the PAssholes that don't normally drive are out in force! unfortunately for the rest of us :(

first there's this twofer: a truck (ostensibly driven by a "professional" driver) makes an ILLEGAL LEFT TURN from the Village West shopping center onto Cedar Crest Blvd.; THEN a fat PAsshole driving a white Ford Crown Vic, obviously pretending to be a cop, at least in his own piddling mind, though he definitely has the donut-engorged gut to pass for a real cop, with his fat-ass gf beside him, turns into the Village West center without even using his turn signal, while cars are in line just waiting to exit...INCONSIDERATE, STUPID, SELF-ABSORBED MORON!!!! where are the REAL cops??? oh, right, it's Allentown...no traffic cops!!!

second, on Friday, a silver Geo Tracker going East on Winchester at Cedar Crest, can't make up her mind which lane to go in...so she goes in BOTH!!!! not only is she too stupid to know which way she wants to turn, but she diddles so long that all the traffic behind her gets stuck at the light because she's too f-in stupid to know that, if you want to turn LEFT, you drive in the LEFT LANE, and if you want to turn RIGHT, you drive in the RIGHT LANE!!!

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