Friday, November 17, 2006

WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY!!! light green Mercury Sable, PA license #DD04278... DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!!!! IS IN SUCH A BIG F-IN' HURRY THAT HE DRIVES IN THE ABOUT-TO-END LEFT LANE, PASSING ALL THE CARS WHO ARE DRIVING IN THE RIGHT LANE, THEN TRIES TO SQUEEZE BACK INTO THE RIGHT LANE, FORCING OTHER DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD, JUST BECAUSE HE THINKS HE'S SOOOOO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD! OOOOOO...HE'S A VETERAN...OR SO IT SEEMS...BUT SINCE THEY'RE ONLY DD PLATES, NOT WW OR VV, HE'S PROBABLY JUST A "PEACETIME" ARMY A-HOLE, LIKE A COOK OR A SECRETARY, NOT A REAL VETERAN...OR MAYBE HE'S JUST DRIVING A REAL VET'S CAR; EITHER WAY, THIS GUY IS AN A-#1 PASSHOLE!!!!!

Friday, November 03, 2006

11/3/06 ANOTHER BIATCH IN A PONTIAC! What's up with biatches driving Pontiacs??? Today's biatch was a fat, bleached-blonde with hair so dried-out and ratty it could spontaneously combust, driving a PURPLE Pontiac (there's REAL class! NOT!!!) into the parking lot at Giant, turning right from Tilghman St., then, at the "T" intersection, making a RIGHT turn FROM THE LEFT TURN LANE, CUTTING OFF ANOTHER CAR DRIVING IN THE RIGHT LANE to make a right turn at the "T" (Who would ever think a person in the right turn lane would make a right turn? Certainly not this biatch!) without using her SIGNAL or even checking her right side mirror!!! "OOOOOO, is that what mirrors are for? I thought they were only for looking at my own fat face in!" I'm sure she would be saying right about now...




"These signs, above the road or on the pavement before an intersection, tell drivers the direction they MUST travel. For example: the driver in lane one MUST turn left; the driver in lane two must turn left or go straight ahead; and the driver in lane three must turn right." GET IT, BIATCH????

Thursday, November 02, 2006

11/2/06 just another day in paradise... a triple-biatch-header!

BIATCH #1! A biatch in a red Chevy Malibu....wooooo...hot car! NOT!!!! LOL (btw, it wasn't a classic, which IS a hot car; it's one of those new, UGLY ones with the chrome stripe across the grille...the kind only the FRENCH would think looks cool or futuristic! YUCK!!!! :( UGLY-ASS CAR!!!!) ...isn't satisfied with going over the speed limit - and not by a little, either...NOOOOO!!!! she has to TAILGATE going 20 mph over the limit!!! all the way down Mauch Chunk Rd.!!!! and before that doing the same thing out Orefield Rd., even though there was traffic in front of the car she was tailgating!!!! PASSHOLE!!!! and I thought it was only guys who had to act like PAssholes to prove to themselves they have cojones...guess I was wrong about that...lol

BIATCH #2! THEN, in the Whitehall, PA, Redner's parking lot, ANOTHER BIATCH, this one driving a red Pontiac, ENTERS via the EXIT, completely ignoring the HUGE "DO NOT ENTER" sign and the HUGE ARROWS PAINTED ON THE MACADAM, parks, then, when her girlfriend leaves Redner's she backs out and GOES THE WRONG WAY AGAIN!!! And when she backed out of her parking space to GO THE WRONG WAY THE SECOND TIME, she almost backs into a car backing out to GO THE RIGHT WAY, which she would have seen IF SHE KNEW WHAT "ONE WAY' MEANT, but she's too stupid to even know how to interpret that HUGE SIGN.



PA Driver's Manual states, "The DO NOT ENTER sign is put at the
beginning of one-way streets and ramps. When you see this sign, do not drive onto that street." UNDERSTAND???


BIATCH #3! THEN, there's the old biatch in the green Pontiac leaving Giant's parking lot on S. 24th St. FIRST, she pulls out onto 24th St. in front of oncoming traffic without looking OR stopping, ignoring the HUGE STOP SIGN; NEXT, she makes a left turn onto the road by Schantz WITHOUT SIGNALING AND severely CUTTING THE CORNER, THEN she makes a RIGHT TURN onto Lehigh St., ALSO WITHOUT SIGNALING!

These PAssholes should have bumper stickers warning other drivers to, "WATCH OUT!!! BIATCH DRIVER!!!" ORRRRR maybe COPS COULD DO THEIR JOBS AND STOP THESE KIND OF DRIVERS BEFORE THEY KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!!!

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